I bring u a photo dump of the big lady, she had her seventh birthday this past june and is technically considered a senior now 😭

great-and-small:

Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm

sioltach:

Take a minute to watch some well-loved and cared for birds eat seeds/nuts and drink orange juice

guerrillatech:

habbadax:

Love is stored in the hyena

nieyao:

dailyquests:

dailyquests:

• Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

• In a Fight.

Originally posted by orangenottangerine

red-twist:

omghotmemes:

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.

many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.

they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.

also, fun fact! whitetip reef sharks in particular are SO damn cuddly with each other that they’ll actively seek out a buddy or ten when they get sleepy!

it’s pretty much slumber party or nothing for these guys. you won’t find a whitetip sleeping alone except in the most dire and tragic of shark circumstances.

(shhh! they are. SLEEBING)

evilwizardyuri:

habbadax:

Luxuriating

catmask:

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

elkzilla:

drew this as a joke but now im attached

sigmadecay:

sigmadecay:

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”

And I did

He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue

But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”

And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”

Man it’s been awhile since I spent a whole night in the hospital, this sucks. The other patient I shared the room with spent like 4 hours watching Armenian tiktok and I want to die

I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE MINIONS SOUNDED LIKE IN ARMENIAN