artisticallyinsaneblog:

dilfosaur:

Anonymous asked you: You should make a picture of Thor hugging Loki and singing Set Fire to the Rain.

what is going on in my inbox

SKJDSFKSDHFHDSK

oncelerbooty:

theamber-ler:

loki-the-hornstar:

God, Hiddles is so tall.

OH MY GOD he is SO TALL

ROBERBT LOOKS SO TIYN OFMG

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

captainhumphrey:

happyasaghost:

themasterofgallifrey:

elasticitymudflap:

corrupted-teens:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH AHAHAHAHAH AOMG

heLP IM PISS

I PEED

my cat is sitting in my lap and i broke down into hysterics and she’s like “meow what”

oh god i’m cryingfkhkdgfd

drewtos:

Spider-Men #2 (Unlettered Preview)

Previews Contain Spoilers

When Peter Parker is thrown into Miles Morales’ world, the duo begin a journey that will not only answer questions about their own identities, but also reveal the truth about a major character in the world of Spider-Man! (ComicBookResources)

Available on Wednesday, June 27th.

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

skankfarts:

kiki-myaki:

scuttlepig:

jimmoriartys-choice-ass:

mada naku no ni wa hayai yo ne

tada mae ni susumu shikanai wa

iya

iya

P̃ͦ͊͋̔̑O̦̩̬͙͌̋̚N͚͇̭̑̎͗͑͆̀P̼̈͊̃̀̊̑O͈̥̤̯͗̃́͞N̡̯̻̓̀͒ ͙̮̄̇ͨ̍̂́ͅd̷̰͍̭̣̲͔̃̂̈́ͅâ̓̄̒̀sͭͧ͊̂ͬ̈́̉hͤͥ̃̈́̍ͤ͏̲̰i̖̮͉͔̠̼͙͊t̩̤͕̄̋̊̓̍̈́ḛ̶͓̅ͨ͊ s̥̀̐h̺̕ͅi̭̲͖͎͇̓ͥ͌͗ͪͮm̺̲̙̻̈́̅̽ͦ͛̓ͯa͎̯̫͖͍é̮̩̠b̦̬͈̼̋ͪͬ̾͋̇ͅͅa̯̻̻̭̘̠̐̏̓ͮ͘ ̮̲͇͓̺̓̏ͧ̃̇ͯͭȋͩ͂͊ͦ͆̂i҉̤̗̼̖̖͚ ͚̞̼ͦ̃̃͑͋ͨn̲̱̜̮ő̭̠͖̗͉̅ͫ
͙̹̈́͛̐ͭ̚z̼̗̰͙̗͚͈̔e͉͖̼̭̖ͩ̾̋n͕̪̞̦̠̠͇z͖̗̥̙̓ͦ̾̈̌e̬̲̝̤̲̫̮͌̾̃̃̀n̻͔ͫ̋̒ͨ̔ͣ͜ ̱̼̫ś͈͙̦̣̰̫̋h̵̋̃̊͆î͙̺̺͈n̤̣̙̹̥̝ͦͨ͡a̴̠̠͔̽̈́̉ͯ͌i̼̙̍ͬ̍̏ͩͤ̏ ͙̱̣͒ͫ̅̋̏̇̚n̏͗ͣ̅̿ͬo̺͑ͮ́͑ ̲̠̳̺̐͋ͣ͞t͖͔̰̹̽̽s̟͔̖̮̠̰̿͒͂̄ù̖̣̳͉͎̩́ͧͬ͌ͫm̗͂a͚̖͕̩͎r̮̤̮̿ͮă̬̞̙̺̦n͇̦ͫͨͩͫ̒ͨ̓a̩̝͚ͨͨi̟̺̪̞ ̳͓̼̯ͪ́͂d̢̞̻͓̺̈́́̐̌̚ͅe̫̼͈̪̜ͧ͆̋̏ͮͫs͔̭̣͎͓̣̍̒̊ͨ̓̎ͧ͜ͅh͉͉ͨ̎ͪ̕ò̷̩̳͉̰̎̃ͦ̑̎ͣ

ȟ͎̥͑͋̿̏͑̾́e̷̗̰̠̺͇̯ͥͥ̄ͣ̐ͫ̈ͯ̕͡d͖͉͔̭̾ͦ̑̉͡ḍ̱̘͔̆̈́̒̔͠͝o͊̄͂͏͚̣͍f̶̣̬̭̪̪̱̽̈́̾o̪̓ͪ̎̄́͜n̶̵̢̗̰̖͎̳̖̻ͤ̌̉ͮ͗ͭ̇͒ ̷̵̝̣͈͋̽̈́͡k͔͈͚̭͈̬̭͚͛͐̐̕͝a̞̻͙͕̦ͦk̛̝̯͎̫̰̖͗̌ͫ̃͛ͯe̟̮̦̖͚̙͎͚͒͛ͬ͟ṱ̃́̒̇́e̶̺̣͓̗̦̭̗͖͌ͧ͌ͧ̈͗̍ͦ͠ ̭̹̬̤͌̿͛̌͑̍ȓ̪̞͚̳̘̋̌͆ͭ͑ͣ̚͘ì̼̦̼̏̎͡z̷̵͇͔͎͌̉ͣ̈́͋̃ͧụ̘̱̙̟͎̑ͭ̓͐̌ͮ͟͡m̤̳̱̲̎͑̕͠͡u͎̻͓͍̲̪̽̿͛͌ ̥ͤ͂ͭ̀̂̐͘n̋̄҉̲̼͔̱̥͙̞͖íͣͫͤͤ̀̂͏̖͓̖͍ͅ ̷̛̝̤̭͍ͩ̓͂̒͐̐̐ͥǹ̘͎͕̗̠̙̃̾̃̇ͣ̇̽͜ͅͅo̓͊͝͏͕̰͖ͅs̺͇̖͐͗ͯ̂͆ë̴͚̬̻̟̮̠́̾ͧͯ̆t̝͇̫͇̙ͥͮe̬̻̳̲̫̞̖̓̌̂͂ͤ͘͟
̨̘͓͓̞̜̙̝̐̀W̸̧̲̠̤͖̣̺̤ͧͪ̈̀̾A̸̛̱̻̜̖͉͎̱̟̓ͤͩͬ̅Y͕ͥ̊Ẅ͛͏̸̵̘̲͖͚̗A̴̷̡̦͚͒ͯY̼̖͖̙͖̟͕ͣ͋͛̎̈́̑͡ ̸̙̀ͮ̐͒̈ͣ̚a̛̖̜͙͉͇̥̰͗͊ͩͦ͌̃̐k̛̳̮̫̗̺͓̫͚̥̽̈́͠e̸̛͉͇̝̦͓͓̫̱̹̎̈̿t̳̯͉̲̪̫̽ͧͅͅĕ̡ͭ̿͐ͭ͌҉̨̝͖̥̯̝̤͎ ̷̦̱̥̪̺̞ͧ͌̉̏̋̓̔̈́̋̕͜a̛̝̮̎͒̎́t̢̺̼̣̅ͫ̾͗͊̐̀a͓͓̞̙͋̊ͩ̾̓ͫ̍̚̕͡sͯ̑҉̷̳͟ͅh̸̵͕̥̰̬͙̹ͮ̈i̢̩̩̗͚͈̩͖̎̒̚̕͞ ͖̹̓ͤ̇̔̓͊ͭ̎ͫ͜͝n̶̩̉ͯͨ̉̚ͅo̶̙͍̹̬ͧ̾̍̔͊͠ ͕̼͕͚͇̩̤̳̯ͬ͆ͦͩ̔̍ͫ̏͟m̴͇͎̞͍̭͎ͮ̅ͯ͒ͥͧ͊i̼̰̳̭̥̎̿͛̑c̮͚͖̗͙ͮͪ̉͂̓h̴̫͉̠͍̺̫̬̳̓͂͘ͅĩ̡̗̺̮̊ͤ̂́ ̈́̍̉͊́͗͏̛͔͈̭̠̘̫͉w͍̺͊o̤̩͍̻͇͕̜̱͐̔̕
̴̝͔̣̱͐̀ͣ̃̽
̞̺̱̣͎͚̩̙̀͛͢͠P̡̦͈ͬ̅̅̾ͦ̀O̊̏̏̋̓̄͏̰͈̥̙N͍̗͚̠̲̩̗̜͇ͩ̓̓̓͂͌̾͟P̴̥̞͓̟̗ͤ̒̂ͫ̆Ȏ̸́̇̒̈̉͏̭͉̲̞̺͕̬͓N̢ͪ̊ͨ̒͐ͬ͛ͨ̉҉͓͕̲͜ ̨̣̲̝̑͂̾͐ͬͪ̐̆s̢̭̳ͥ̉ͤͧͭ̈ͧ̈́͒͢u͔̺̠̪̩ͨ̓͑̾ͬͫ̇̀͝ͅs̡̯̙̼̙͖̓̽̐͠ͅu̶̶͇̗̟̲͇̻̺̯͔ͧ͢m̸̢͔̘̠͕͉ͬͬ̒͢u̠̣͙͍ͨ̈͐̓̉͊̈͑͢ ̻̭͎̻̯̣͑̌͡ͅi̴̩̼͉͇̺͖̲̫̲͑̊̈ͧ͋̄̂̕͢ŗ̶͈̰̀͐ͦ̍́̇̌̎͝o͌̈́͑͛́͏̰͉̦̥̯͍͟͠i̭̥̬̜̺͔̯̿̄͆r̛̛̮̭͕̲͇̹̭͉̓ͪ̉͜oͥ̅̔ͭͭ̐́͏͓̣͝ ̗̥͎̪͕̳͖̠̉̒̄̄ͪ̎̔͠n̡̳̗̪͇ͬͯ̃̓ͣ̅͞a͔̥ͤ̈́̍͆̏ ̯̬̣̥͌͂ͦ̐͑k̡̨̤̖̘͇̫ͬ̆̊͐ͥ̌͡ơ̢͖͒͊̚͠t̨̖̻̱̫͎̭̙̪̉̕o̞̗̬͆́ͤ̅͠

d̴̮̗͍̫͕̥̘͈̼̙̱̻̻̟́̂̽͌̇̎́̾͆̅ͩ͘̕͜ǫ̶̯̹̦̥̘̝̞̇̆̊ͪ͆̈́̐̿̆͌͟͡n̸̡̺̮̮̫̰̻͖̱̪̠̠͚̟̮̖͔͗ͥ̂͛ͬ͋̀̅̿ͨ͐͛͑ͫ͒̇͐͢͞d̸̻͉̲͓̳͍͇́̏ͣ̈͊ͮ̍̍̓̽̇̚͞ȏ̴̡̧̼͍͎̪͓̺̫̻ͤ͐ͤ́̄̅̄͌ͨ͂̂̑́͞ͅͅn̶̛̬͙̯̝͎ͮ͆̓̈̎ͨ̊̏̀ͦ͊̒̃́ͦ́͢ ̛̰̬̳̼̦͔͖̹̜̣̪̜̯̭̓͐̽ͤ̓̇̍̚͢͢͠k̸̢͒ͭ̈̈́̒ͧ͒̽͛͏̪̼̠̥̤̺̳̼͔̙̟̗͍̯̕i̴̛͇͚̞̟̟̭̫̰̙̥͔̝̣̤̺ͣ̈́͗̾̈̍̕t̴̃̍̓ͭ̑̆̚҉̲̫̭͙̪̦̳̞̭̙̭̩̤̺̤e̢̒̍̎̒ͧ̒̇ͪ̿̔̃̈͛ͫ̒ͩ̔͢҉̡̧͖̣͇̯̙̲̬̞̣̗̻r̸̡̛͕̮̮͇̟̦̱̱͈̝͖͚͙͓͓̻ͮ͂̐͂̐̂̃͒̆ͦ͌͗͂ǘ̵̸̻̦͈͍̹̠̦͎̠̭͚͎̙̩̥ͧ͐͋ͨ̾ͤͭ͌̐̚̕͜ͅ?͑̆̈́ͥ͗͌ͫͨͣ̈͒ͩ͗͊̚͢҉͇͎͓͍̤̝̮̻̖̻̯͔͔̝̜͕̜̜̼ ̳͖̖̣͊ͥͩ̾̈́̃̓̽ͥͦ̂͐̿́̏̊̓̑̇͢͞͡ȃ̘̣͉̗͔̥͎̦͊̈̃̇ͥ̊̎͑͌ͮ́ͧ͐́ͣ̐͊̔͟͝ͅn̸̡̨͎̥͕͚̥̳̰͎̯ͯ͊̃͗͋̃̃͛̿̚̚͡ͅͅa̡̢̻̲̘̜̙ͮ̂̊̄͞ͅt̵̘̰͓̣̣̳͎͕̯͐͊̏̄͋̓̈́̄̐́́͝͡a̴̵͔̞̮͚̲͉ͧ̋̒ͮͬ̏ͣ̒͜͜͠ ̅͐̎ͭ̑͏̸̵҉̨̬̹̱̳̩͇̲̫ņ̶͇̯͕̠̙̰̝̖͕̪̼̹̐̍͂̉ͪ͌͒ͧͤͥͦ̾̎̒ͅo̴̳͎̹̭̹̮̱͉͇̜͇͆̎͒͂͋ͧ̀ͅ ̡̼͓̣̣̘͎̪̫̙̠̙̰͍͉͍̠͌͋̂̑̀͜k͍͚̮̹͚̦̜̮̤̼̱͈̩̽̇ͨ̽̄͑ͯͬ̅ͧ͑ͪ̾͜͢͠i̛̲̯̙̞͎̮̹̝̯̦̝̟͉ͩ̓̄ͬ͢m̡͕̫̙̠͙͕̠̳͎̖͆ͬ̈ͬ͐͠o̴͊͂ͯ̌̑̓͒́ͬͭͯ̎ͧ҉̘̺̘̯̬̫̹͚̗̪̥͙̥̘͇̞́c̴̟̮̟͙̥̜̥̩̠ͦ͛̊ͣ̚͠ͅh̵̙̘̱̭̭̘̺̫̙͓̳̗̩̤͎̲ͥ̉̂͊̂͛̂͛ͮͥͭ̇̌̾͑̚̕̕͠͝ỉ̵̜͇̠̩̻͍̳̩̼̜͉͉̹͐̉̑̐ͦ̄́ͅͅ
̴̢̜̟͖̣̳͇̊̉̇ͫͯ͘͝P̶͙̘̙̲̠̭̮͖̭͇̗͙̬̙͇̻̓̍͆̿ͤ̿̿̿͛ͥ̽̎ͣ̊̚͞O̞͔̪̪̮͍͇̫̥͍̗ͤ͑ͮ̍͆̿̅̆ͬ̑̚͞Ȉ̴͍̪̳̾̒̀̅ͭ̾͋̌̚͟͝ͅP̵̡̳͖͍̯̦̠̰̣̙̯̺̌̉͌̿̎̽̃̓͛̕͘Ò̴̢̨̿̐̉̄͛ͫͬ̓ͫ͐ͧ̆ͥ̎̓҉̞̺̙̺̗̮̜͚̩͍̙̫I̺̯̤͙̬̰͚͍̻͍̒̂ͬͥ̈ͬ̃ͣ͋ͧ͆̓̎̚͘͝ ̵̧̨͇̬̥̯͕̮̝͉̠̦̟͔͈̮͔ͮ͒ͧ̈ͤ͊̍͂̓͆ͥ̊̀̉͌̋́͟š̶̶̗͖͈͔̯͉͚͖̳̱̼͖̅͐ͨͤͪͣͫ̿ͮͦ̇̅̓̐ͪ͊́͟͡ų̛̪̬̠͚̱̩̣̖͓̟̀̐ͯ͆͋̍ͪ͊̇̈́͘͞͠t̫͕̦͇̰̳̫͉̬͑́ͣ̾̀̓ͫͧ́̀͢͢e̢͍̯̻̘̳̣̱̭͚̬̙̯̼̥̠̊ͤͮ̐ͫ͋̃͠r̵̶̦̜̘͇̙̠̟͙̼̫̥̺̭̗͂̇ͤͣͩ̌̽̌ͣ̓u̶̸͍̫̺̥̪̤̻̺̣ͭ̏̉͋̔̈́͐ͬ̈̓ͩ͟ͅͅ ̶̵̞̖̪̮̬̝̳̮͛̾ͨ͟͞w̵̯̪̼̩͙ͦ͋͐̑ͧ͗ͧ̓͟͝͡͞a̧̢͙̲̜̲͙͔̝̦̜̞̦̝̞̗ͦ̃ͧ͘͜͠r̸̨̯̘͔̹̫ͫͧͧ̏̐̈́̾̔͊͒̒̓ͣ̇̓̓͢ũ̷̶̧̠̰̦̳̘͓͚͈̼̬͆̀̇̃ͅͅį̧̭̘̳̺͎ͪͧ͂̇͌ͫ͌͊ͫ̏ ̶̢̡̜̗̦̺͈̲͔̖͓̺̞̼̯́̔͆ͨ̇̌̄̑͗ͪk̷̢͌̆ͭͤ̓̂͂ͨ̀́҉̫̳͙̳̭̟̲̭̖̳̻̯͔̲͉͍o̧͍̝͈̗͌ͤͯ͑͟ ̵̶̷̨̲͕̱̳̝͖̲̖͓̫͂̓͆͋̾w̡̧͍̞̱̬̞͎̘̼̳̺̗̦̘͔̩ͮ̑͗̓̽̓̀ͥ̽̋ͮ̇ͩͦ͊̕͟͠ͅa̻̺̻̗̝̫̟̠̥̞̾ͬ̿̊̾͢͞͡͞ ͌͋ͧ̀ͣ̓̑̅͐ͮͯͩ̈ͥ̚̚҉̷̧̢̩̳̞̝͙̯͙̺d̞̫͙̬̖̰̱̙̠͕̔̄̽̋ͮ͘a̛̛̬̤̰̼̋͂ͫ̍͗̃ͨ̏̑ͧ͌ͥ͒͌ͩr̺͕̲͔̦̔̀͂̆͋͆̈́ͤͯ͗͊̕͢͝͠͞ëͥ̄̿ͪͬ̚҉̴̷͎̖̪̗̀?̓̇̌ͬ͏͏̸̺̤͈̰̠̳̲̤̬̼͇̪̻͇͚͠
̴̼̪̝̰̬͙̙̠̳̼̻ͯ̋̑͊̄͑̒͋̾̐͞s̙̻̳͇̯ͨ͛̇͛͛̋ͮ̅͌ͮͥ̿ͮͣ̊̔͠͡͞ö̼͙̼̙͔̘̰̬̦̟̳̭̪͉͚̬́̅ͯ̎̊͊͒͒ͫ͆̽͜͞͞u̡̹͈̱͈̭̺̦͈̜͚̅ͥ͋̍ͮ̎̅ͬͬ̾̇ͨͧͩ́̕͜͡ͅs͔̖̥̼̭̠̲̟̞͓̆ͭ̀̑͑̾ͯ̓͑̒̋ͨ̆ͪ̚̕͞ȍ̷ͫ̑̓͗͒͒ͪ҉̥̖̺̦͈ͅu̿̅ͤ͑̓̀̄̈́̄ͮ͆͗ͨͭͣ҉̵̝̱̘̬̯͟ ̡̧̡̨̻̠̦̻̦̫̎͗ͬ͋ì̻͍̟͔̥̲͕̼̣͉͍̫̞̗̣̘̇̅ͧ̉̃̒͒̚̕͝ͅͅi̧̛̺͚̹̮̞̱̥̮̬͒̃̂̆̽ͥ̒̿́̚ ̸̧̪͔̮͈̣̠̾ͬ̔̾́͞͠kͩͦͦ́̀ͬ̓ͬ̑̾̈́̊̀̃̀ͥͭ̌҉̸̴̷̺͇͚͈̦̳̞͝ͅo̶̧ͮ̋ͮͦ̽̎͗͆ͩ́ͫ̈́̌̋ͬ̑͏̴͇͉̥͙͔̻̙̱͎ͅ ́ͪ͑͂ͧ̀ͭ̿̇ͫ̒̽͊ͤ̇̾͞҉̢̲̥͚̪̰͙̱̺͈͉͉̺͎́͘a̶̷̩͕̼̞͉̯̭̰͋ͥ̔̅͋̊ͣͫͨ̐ͫ͆̚͟a̖̟̫̮̠̝͉͈͔̽͗ͫ͗ͪ̍͊͋ͩͦ̀̂ͬ̈́͠͠
̢̦͔̟̗̟͉͕̤̫̦̤̭ͭͩ̉͒ͨͬͫͪͬ͂̈ͮ͟͟͢
̛̎͐̔̽ͮ̽ͮ͑͞͏̨̞̘͍̝̰̰̬̺͖
̷̼͇̥̬ͪ͆̉͗ͭ̑̍ͯ̇ͭ̿ͥ̆̀ͧ̎ͥͫ͘͟

koukon:

Yes.

That is my dog.

Yes.

He is stupid. 

sexymedic:

a medic walking around all by himself near the opposite team is like a woman walking through an alley at night

and a medic/scout team is like two girls walking through an alley at night but one of them has mace

pizzaforpresident:

but she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and i wear t-shirts
dreaming bout the day when you wear t-shirts
what you’re lookin for has been t-shirts